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Science & Technology

SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY

DANNY TO THE RESCUE!

By Pete & Nikki

In order to enhance The Continuing Adventures of Nikki & Pete, the website, our YouTube videos and our next planned adventure in 2012 (you'll have to wait and see!) we decided to invest in a mutual Christmas present in the form of an HD camcorder.

We went into Maplins Electronics in Park Place Stevenage, and, to our delight, there was a A51KR HD camcorder for sale at HALF PRICE!

WHOOPEE!!!

So we brought it, and was delighted to discover that it was also capable of stop-motion filming, which is invaluable in capturing time-lapse plant photography and animation.

We also bought a 16 GB memory card while we were at it, so that we would have plenty of memory for filming.

ALAS! When we got home, we tried to film our garden for inclusion in the latest episode of 'Nikki & Pete's Indian Summer Warning', and was distressed to find that, after only ten seconds of filming, the memory was full!

So back we went to Maplins, do discover that we needed to download a programme from the computer in order for the camcorder to recognise the memory card!

Now, we weren't impressed!

HOW DARE A MANUFACTURER SELL YOU SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T WORK?

Well, we tried to download the link that the people at Maplins gave us, but, being the technophobes we are, we couldn't figure out where the downloaded programme had to go, - so off we went, back to Maplins...

This time, we were served by young DANNY CONRAN, (pictured left) who couldn't have been more helpful.

At first, he said that, if he had brought in his lap-top, he could have downloaded the programme for us. But then he remembered that his mobile phone had an internet facility, and, taking our memory card and doing some technical jiggery-pokery that we could never quite understand, he managed to get the camcorder to recognise the memory card! Mind you, it took best part of half-an-hour, and we appreciated the time and effort he put in for us.

So off we went again, and found that we could film to our hearts content. BUT! Then we found that when we went to upload it into Windows Movie maker for editing, the application didn't have the right codec!

OK, OK, we tried to stay calm, and asked the advice of our old pal and Widgeripoo Technical expert, Kev Cooke, who sent us several codec packages, none of which helped unfortunately...

SO - Off we went again to Maplins, and sought out our friend and ally Danny, who told us that what we needed was a AV CONVERTER, which he duly found for us and emailed to me.

To cut a long story sideways, we clicked on the link he sent us, downloaded it to our computer, - AND HEY PRESTO! EVERYTHING NOW WORKS LIKE A DREAM!

THANKS DANNY, AND AS IS OUR CUSTOM, WE HAVE NOW INCLUDED MAPLINS IN OUR RECOMMADS SECTION, WHERE WE ADVERTISE SERVICES AND BUSINESSES ONLY THAT WE HAVE FOUND TO BE OUTSTANDING IN VALUE, SERVICE AND QUALITY...

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A MAMMOTH SCIENTIFIC PROJECT!

By Pete Perry

It has been announced that Japanese and Russian scientists are leading a race to clone the first woolly mammoth!

Recent advances in technology means that either country could produce a baby mammoth with the next FIVE YEARS! Mammoths became extinct on Earth about 8,000 years ago, and may be the first animals to have faced extinction directly at the hands of Mankind. Iin order to clone a Mammoth would involve taking DNA from the bones of woolly mammoths that have been found frozen in Siberia, and then implanting them into the womb of a living African Elephant.

DNA could also be used from the recently-discovered body of a baby mammoth in Siberia.

BUT WHY WOULD WE WANT TO BRING BACK THE MAMMOTH?

Like so many scientific goals, the only reason for doing this is to show the rest of the world that they CAN!

Let's face it, - there is no environmentally-sound reason for bring back a creature that has been extinct for 8,000 years - it is purely to boost the egos of those who are doing it, and the race between Japan and Russia is merely an exercise in political out-manouvering, National pride and Patriotism, which, in my view, is what causes war: Patriotism is the belief that your own country is more superor than another - and that is very outdated and very dangerous.

Patriotism has often manifested itself in the form of scientific races: - Witness the race to invent the pilotless missile (V1 and V2 Flying Bombs), the atomic bomb, and the space race, fuelled by the cold war and mstrust between The USSR and The USA.

Besides, - how is one, lone mammoth going to feel? it will be raised without parents, and live it's life out (probably in a zoo or scientific institute) without ever being able to mate.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE THE ONLY ONE OF YOUR KIND IN EXISTENCE?

ONCE AGAIN, MANKIND IS ACTING FOR PURELY SELFISH REASONS.

WHAT NEXT, I WONDER? - JURASSIC PARK BECOMING A REALITY?

PETE PERRY

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HOW FAR CAN WE ALLOW 'FRANKENSTIEN SCIENCE' TO GO?

By PETE PERRY

As reported on our Animal Rights page, they are once again tampering with genetic engineering, and produced a cat transplanted with jellyfish genes, so that it glows in the dark. This, supposedly, is to help combat AIDS in humans.

NOW FOR A WARNING - SOME OF THE FOLLOWING PHOTOGRAPHS MAY MAKE YOU FEEL SICK, - BUT I MAKE NO APOLOGIES - I BELIEVE THE PUBLIC HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW WHAT GENETIC SCIENCE IS UP TO...

Back in the Nineties, I remember reading about a mouse being used to grow a human ear, and indeed, I wrote a poem about this an other monstrosities of science in an anthology, which you can read on our POETRY PAGE.

CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT KIND OF LIFE THAT MOUSE (pictured right, actual photograph) HAD, EXISTING IN A SCIENCE LAB WITH A HUMAN EAR GROWING ON IT'S BACK?

Genetic engineering is being done more and more often, and genes are being mixed up, not only in plants, but in an assortment of animal/vegetable, sealife/animal, and even human/animal experiments, and you can't tell me it is for the good of human, or indeed, ANY form of life: It is a Frankenstien science which could produce any of these hideous hybrids...

(These are not photographs of actual hybrids, but are intended to illustrate what scientists COULD come up with if not kept in check.)

As Nikki pointed out to me as I was researching this article, - 'surely nobody consented to having their genetic material used in this way?' The short answer is no, - but how do you know what scientists are doing with your genetic material after you agree to having a blood test or biopsy?

FOOD FOR THOUGHT?

Pete Perry has been coming up with scientific theories since he was eight years old. So much so that his friends oftened cried in mock despair
'Oh No! Another Perry theory coming up...'
But who's laughing now?
IS LIFE TRANSPORTED THROUGH COMETS?
Way back in the fifties, Pete put forward the theory that life, in the form of bacteria, viruses and plant seeds could be transported from one planet to another via comets.
As with many of his theories at that time, people dismissed him as a bit of a crackpot, and warned that he was making a laughing stock of himself, - but, as with many of Pete's ideas, it has since been discussed by scientists that maybe diseases could be spread throughout the universe by comets, as it has been noted that there is often a viral or bacterial pandemic immediately following the sighting of comets.
Well, now our editor-in-chief Pete has added to his theory, suggesting that it may be possible for plant seeds, insect eggs and even amphibian spawn and fish eggs to be transported across the universe in this way.
'When you consider that comets are made up of frozen ice particles, it is feasable that these life forms could be kept in a cryogenic state for years, decades, and even centuries, then deposited on other planets, where favourable conditions could allow them to develop, thrive and multiply' he says.
'It is even possible that bird and reptile eggs could be buried inside a meteor, allowing them to be distributed in this way...'
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